what i want to be in my next life
In my next life I'd like to be a soap opera doctor.
They finish med school in less than a year without ever having to leave the town they grew up in, they only have to "do something" once a month or so, they can perform tricky life-saving heart surgeries one minute, become leading fertility experts the next and are always there to diagnose and treat that month's character with amnesia.
Most days I'm lucky if I feel I taught one child a single skill yet soap opera doctors are clearly masters of everything and that's why I'm going to be one in my next life.
Of course, that's after I attend the University of Texas...
They finish med school in less than a year without ever having to leave the town they grew up in, they only have to "do something" once a month or so, they can perform tricky life-saving heart surgeries one minute, become leading fertility experts the next and are always there to diagnose and treat that month's character with amnesia.
Most days I'm lucky if I feel I taught one child a single skill yet soap opera doctors are clearly masters of everything and that's why I'm going to be one in my next life.
Of course, that's after I attend the University of Texas...
posted by virge at
5:03 PM
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I'm going to be a pet communicator or a pet therapist. I can pretty much make up what the pet thinks and who can prove otherwise. Besides I really can understand what they are thinking and help them through any emotional crisis they might be having.
You've already shown your skills at translating Casey's communications about how we starve and abuse her.
You've got to take better care of that dog before I report you. She looks like a waifdog model. Not only that but you publish pictures on flickr of her bed stolen by her brother. There is plenty of evidence.
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